Wife vs gf bday present?

Question

Ok, I need to figure a way out of this one. My girlfriend and my wife have birthday's that are pretty close to one another (though my girlfriend is 6 years younger). Well, I bought them both a bday present. I bought my wife some flannel pj's and I bought my girlfriend a hot little negligee. Well, I totally messed up and gave my wife my girlfriends gift. My girlfriend is a fair bit smaller than my wife and the card said "to a wonderful girlfriend". I could easily play it off as just buying the wrong size (though they aren't really even close) but the card has me in a tight spot. Now my wife is questioning my fidelity! Any way to get her to believe it was an honest mistake? My girlfriend finds the whole matter quite funny but I sure don't.

Answer 1

Dude,

Way to go!! You got it goin on! I wouldn't sweat it, If your wife really wants to make a big deal of it she'll just take half and be on her way. What you should really be worried about is,  is your girlfriend the type to stick around?  Some chicks get a thrill out of being with a married man. After all experience is what got you into this situation in the first place. You read all the signs right and followed through.  So now you have 2 women that adore you and worship the ground you walk on.  If you have to make a choice, make sure your girlfriend is on the same page.  if you think about it there are many reasons you are cheating on your wife.. She will never understand that what your motivation is for seeing a younger, hotter, willing woman.  Your girlfriend understands your thinking, which is why you can talk and laugh about it.  

Answer 2

How old are you? Are you naturally stupid or did you just grow that way? This doesn't even require an answer because cheaters will always lose in the end, your wife and girlfriend

Answer 3

ha.......  good one!

Answer 4

Cheaters always get caught.

Answer 5

Men are so dumb... they always get caught lol

Answer 6

Not all men are as big of pigs as you. For the record, it isn't just the guys that cheat. I bet your wife isn't as innocent as you'd like to think...