WikiLeaks special: The truth about Sir Alex Ferguson and much more...
WikiLeaks has taken the world by storm with thousands of documents and confidential artefacts being exposed. Football was not spared as some shocking events have been revealed.
Sir Alex Ferguson drank the Elixir of life
Sir Alex Ferguson drank the Elixir of life – true story. It was the end of 1991 season and Alex Ferguson had just failed to win the league for fifth season running. Gloomy and dejected, Alex Ferguson was talking a walk in the rain when a Cat Sith (Scottish
mythical creature) appeared with a pop. The cat asked Fergie what was bothering him. Fergie promptly explained his situation.
It was then that Cat Sith gave Fergie the Elixir of life and said “Ah hereby bestaw th' elixir ay life upon ye. ye shaa lae a legendary an' ye shaa win everythin' thaur is tae win in fitba, weel, nae th' warld cup an' euro but most ay lae. Farweel”
In common English, “I hereby bestow the Elixir of life upon you. You shall leave a legendary and you shall win everything there is to win in football, well, not the world cup and Euro but most of the rest. Farewell”
Arsene Wenger was cursed by Bruno Cheyrou
At the end of 2004/05 season, Arsene Wenger’s Arsenal had just finished runner-ups in the league. Gunners had won the league just the previous season and everything was merry at Highbury stadium. Since Wenger tends to favour French players, http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Bruno-Cheyrou-c8113
called up Wenger and requested him to sign him up from http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Liverpool-c39809. “Please, end my misery” he said. Wenger just said “haha” and slammed down the phone.
Cheyrou was left incensed. Voodoo priests from Africa were called up and it’s reported Wenger won’t win another league title until he signs someone with the name of Cheyrou. Rumour has it that Wenger tried to convince Francesc Fabregas into changing his
name. Needless to say the Catalan midfielder refused.
Santa Claus is Florentino Perez’s uncle
How do you manage to spend in excess of 330 million Euros in just 14 months? No one in the world knew the answer and many marvelled at the wealth and spending power of Senor Perez. That was the case until the latest WikiLeaks cable was released.
Santa Claus is related to Florentino Perez. In the latest CCTV camera footage release by WikiLeaks, Santa has been caught squeezing down the Perez mansion chimney carrying briefcases in both his hands.
Rafa Benitez was a spy
Inter Milan appointed Rafa Benitez as the manager following Jose Mourinho’s departure but the Spaniard failed miserably. The reigning Italian and European champions are languishing seventh in the league while Tottenham Hotspur piped Nerazzzurri to first
spot in their Champions League group.
Inter Milan and Benitez parted ways yesterday and it has been revealed that Rafa was an AC Milan spy. Silvio Berlusconi has been caught congratulating Benitez on the completed mission. “Brilliant work Rafa, you have done wonderfully well to derail http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Inter-c39567
Milan. Now you must rest for Juventus will soon come calling.”
Nerazzurri have reportedly offered former AC Milan coach Leonardo the managerial post. However, speculations are rife that the Rossoneri fan favourite is also on Milan pay-cheque. Leonardo’s primary mission is to offload http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Davide-Santon-c10658
to AC Milan.
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