Will God answer my prayers if I leave a tray of cookies and milk out for him?

Question

Will God answer my prayers if I leave a tray of cookies and milk out for him?

Answer 1

No, but he might think twice about leaving you a lump of coal.

Answer 2

Yes. But if you leave a steak and some beer out, he will respond a lot quicker.

Answer 3

Not anymore. He's on a diet.

Unless it's skim milk and crackers.

Answer 4

Nope.

sorry.

Answer 5

I hear he likes Oreos with tabasco.

Answer 6

No man you got your Gods mixed up. Santa does that.  You should see what he does when  you leave out porno and lotion. hehe

Answer 7

Do cookies have chocolate on them? God is allergic to chocolate.

Answer 8

No, but Santa Claus will surely appreciate the snack.  

Answer 9

Yes , but you must leave him a Crack pipe as well or he will be mad and burn you in the depths of h**l

Answer 10

Are they warm chocolate chip cookies?

Sure, you get them ready. Now what is your address......Hmmmmm?

Answer 11

What?!  No!

That's just silly.

Answer 12

Probably not.  I'd try ambrosia if I were you...

Answer 13

No , "santa" might though

Answer 14

no...He wants a willing heart..

wow sunshine here at last!!!!!!!!!

Answer 15

Leave some for his reindeer too!

Answer 16

no, but replace a tray of cookies and milk with your sinful ways and He'll fill YOUR cup.

Answer 17

I've found a glass of wine to be more effective.  Maybe a little mood lighting.

Answer 18

Seeing as you aren't sincere at all in real answers, no.  Not even if you leave out chocolate chip.

Try asking questions for what you actually do believe, instead of taking short jabs at Christians and their beliefs.  yes, I do believe you may be indirectly doing this, especially after seeing your name and also another "question" of yours.