Will I be able to break out of h**l and somehow sneak into heaven? Will there be Angel guards at heavens gate?

Question

You might think this is strange but i guarantee you people will be wanting to break out of h**l and jump into a different more peaceful dimension or somehow convince a rogue angel to sneak into heaven.

I think its possible and there is always a weak spot somewhere.

I planned it out:

After God renews my skin from burning in brimstone I will wait for him to look away for a moment . In that moment i will use my non biological body and transform into a dim light and shimmy my way out. The only question is where do I go to find the exit? Believe me threes an exit since even satan finds his way out of h**l everyday

Answer 1

Here is what Jesus says about it:

Luk 16:19   Jesus said, "There was a certain rich man who was splendidly clothed and who lived each day in luxury.  

Luk 16:20   At his door lay a diseased beggar named Lazarus.  

Luk 16:21   As Lazarus lay there longing for scraps from the rich man's table, the dogs would come and l**k his open sores.  

Luk 16:22   Finally, the beggar died and was carried by the angels to be with Abraham.[fn4] The rich man also died and was buried,  

Luk 16:23   and his soul went to the place of the dead.[fn5] There, in torment, he saw Lazarus in the far distance with Abraham.  

Luk 16:24   "The rich man shouted, `Father Abraham, have some pity! Send Lazarus over here to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in anguish in these flames.'  

Luk 16:25   "But Abraham said to him, `Son, remember that during your lifetime you had everything you wanted, and Lazarus had nothing. So now he is here being comforted, and you are in anguish.  

Luk 16:26   And besides, there is a great chasm separating us. Anyone who wanted to cross over to you from here is stopped at its edge, and no one there can cross over to us.'  

Luk 16:27   "Then the rich man said, `Please, Father Abraham, send him to my father's home.  

Luk 16:28   For I have five brothers, and I want him to warn them about this place of torment so they won't have to come here when they die.'  

Luk 16:29   "But Abraham said, `Moses and the prophets have warned them. Your brothers can read their writings anytime they want to.'  

Luk 16:30   "The rich man replied, `No, Father Abraham! But if someone is sent to them from the dead, then they will turn from their sins.'  

Luk 16:31   "But Abraham said, `If they won't listen to Moses and the prophets, they won't listen even if someone rises from the dead.' "  

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So you can see there is a great chasm that can not be crossed, that separates all those in h**l from God and all that is good, for all eternity.

The time to make sure you don't go to h**l is now, while you are still breathing. For once you have breathed your last breath, it will be too LATE!

Jesus Christ is the way, the truth and the life and no one comes to the Father, except through him. If you want to be saved, get the Holy Bible and read it, the details are all there.  

Answer 2

wow.... that is really stupid

Answer 3

You have taken the time to think about escape from h**l.  Why don't you do it the easy way and just do as God has asked you?  You cannot get out of h**l so why go there?

Answer 4

i think once you're there there's no exit.

Answer 5

No and Totally

Answer 6

No because we will not be in heaven but on a new earth

and no you will not be able to climb out of a deep pit called the lake of fire.

Yes angels will be guarding the pit.

You will not be able to scale the walls and I am sure the devil and his angels will not allow you to leave either.

If satan can not escape what makes you think some one else will.

Answer 7

my word! what did u eat last night??????? lol

there is no getting out of h**l and no one sneaking into heaven.

Answer 8

There is no escape from the Lake of Fire (h**l) so don't get your hopes up. Just make sure you don't take that lonely road to begin with because it's a place you won't want to be. Joking about it not the brightest thing to do, you wishes  may come true.

Answer 9

Join me in my fight. I want to see what kind of firearms we can get into heaven.  

Answer 10

Actually, the Bible does address this.  There's a little story about someone who snuck into Heaven through a back door or wall.  And he didn't have the proper clothes on.  So God said, "How did this guy get in and why isn't he dressed properly?"  And He told the angels to grab the guy and throw him into the outer darkness.

Obviously, this question was asked in jest, but that is in the Bible.

Answer 11

Naw, now that you blabbed it on the internet, they'll be lookin' for ya.