Will I be able to enlist in the United States Marines?

Question

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Answer 1

You could be in charge of the special MacDonalds section.

Answer 2

Get a job you liberal.

Answer 3

The Marine's core values are honor, courage, and commitment.  You do show courage, expecting that photo to get you into the Marines.  However, you'll be spending months in the "pork chop platoon" getting down to a reasonable weight so you can physically handle the strenuous training.

Answer 4

I think so. You've already got a start on the haircut.