Will I be drafted to help Georgia fight the Russians?

Question

I live in Tennessee. My highly evolved brain tells me that if the Russians get their way with Georgia they will sneak into Tennessee next. I have people in Kentucky that will hide me if I need to run away from war.

Is Tennessee going to have to help Georgia with their Russian problem?

Also, I heard this is over toilet seats. Why would russia come all the way to Georgia to steal toilet seats? That's insane.

Answer 1

this one is way much better than any of those russian-georgian questions tht u have here

interesting question for me :)

edit: 2dastackable - i love whiskey!!

Answer 2

wow

someone please help this poor soul.

Answer 3

Since the the end of the cold war and the break up of the Soviet Union. There has been a huge shortage of cheap labor, mainly with toilet seats.. And since Georgia is the number 1 manufacturer of toilet seats in the world, its quite obvious what there intentions are. To take over Georgia and send there toilet seats back to Russia. I don't think you will have to worry about the Russians invading Tennessee. Mainly because your main product is whiskey and Russians only like vodka, so personally I don't think you have anything to worry about. Though I would always keep a weary eye!!! :O

Answer 4

GRAB YER MUSKETS THARS FIGHTIN' TO BE DONE!!

Answer 5

Peace, Bear and I live in Kentucky.  We have already begun to gather a redneck militia.  Nothing more fierce than a band riled up Kentucky rednecks drinking beer yelling YE HAW!!  They will head into battle driving their armored pickup trucks.  Those Russians will run like scalded dogs north to Indiana.  You are welcome to stay with us.  You and Bear can be snipers.  Plenty of room for two by our attic window.  :)

Answer 6

uh..........yeah.

Answer 7

Troll!

Answer 8

yes, tomorrow - only you!

Answer 9

Ya lives in Tennessee ya say? Hed fer them hills an' don't ya be comin' out till we gets ya. We'll get them there ruskies outta Georgia then come up an get ya when it be over. An dont ferget yer shootin iron, them barrs up there kin be nasty. An grandaddy sez ta look out fer the still wile weer gawn.

Answer 10

Well, just like in the Civil War, West Virginia should remain neutral. Maybe if you go there now, you'll miss the draft and be okay.  I'm in Florida, so if they moved south I'm screwed.  I heard they're doing drafts for both men and women now... sigh.  I bet my glasses won't even bother the draft board.

Answer 11

HA HA nice.

Answer 12

If Tennessee get independence from USA, it will be not your problem.

Kentucky is not safe too. Russians so quick when they angry!

Answer 13

STOP IT!!!

Please turn it to CNN and get it right.  Then grab a map and figure out what Georgia they are talking about.

Just a little hint...Does Georgia USA have towns and cities that when pronounced make you feel dyslexic? I think not, Atlanta, Savannah, Columbus....very easy to say.  Now try and say Tbilisi, President Saakashvili....YOU GET MY POINT??