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Will Jesus plow my snow?

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He plows it for this person:

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/061222/480/coao10712220045&g=events/us/122006winterstorm

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As long as you are not a liberal, Jesus will break out the snowblower for you.
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Actually, Jesus has been gradually warming the planet for this very reason. He is so sick and tired of people asking him to plow their drives that he decided to make snow impossible, but to do it suddenly would be too disruptive to the rest of the ecosystem so it's taking awhile.
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i dont think so!! sorry
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No I don't think he will Sorry you will have to plow your own.I wish we had some of that snow I live in Ohio and I am wanting it to snow BAD! I can only hope we will get snow at some point.The snow colorado is getting is Beautiful!! Wish we had it!!

Enjoy the Snow.and Merry Christmas
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Lame, but thanks for the 2 pts.
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Jesus plows.
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Maybe the real Jesus can use his heat vision to melt it for you.
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