Will Obama lower the Oceans like Moses with a wooden staff or will he be handing out sippy straws to everyone?

Question

just wondering.

Answer 1

He will hand out sippy straws to everyone because it is another way for the government to throw away more of our money down the drain. Bob Barr the Libraltarian will lower the Oceans like Moses did.  Bob is for drilling in USA. Lowering the government spending than the taxes. He will make sure the Government's budget will live in its means.

Answer 2

I don't know ...Maybe you can ask your mommy .

   BTW Moses didn't lower the ocean's , he was said to have parted the Red Sea.

Answer 3

he doesnt need to lower oceans to wreck the world

Answer 4

Probably so.........................................

Answer 5

Neither...

Do you always wonder about stupid things?

Answer 6

Sippy straws of course.  Bought for everyone thanks to the money he takes from small businesses.

Answer 7

You mean u doubt the power of govt at the hands of such a wonderful person who can control global warming, the rising of the oceans and make more gas appear with a simple tune up and the proper inflation of tires? How can you doubt such a wonderful person who is the gift from the world to these United States. We should all get behind this man and exercise our demons of the past so we can rid ourselves of white guilt and stop be oppressive white people. I am shocked at your attitude towards the magnitude of the situation that is global warming and the rising of the worlds oceans. Shame on you.

Answer 8

hhmmmmmm..