Will alaskan beauty queen get contacts?

Question

when I try to watch her I can't focus on anything she says for all the glare

Answer 1

She needs them to look intellectual, without them she would remind us all of a combo of Shirley Temple and Elaine from Seinfeld.

She came in second by the way, that makes her only the beauty vp I suppose.

Answer 2

She might. Or she might even get the surgery.

Answer 3

She don't need them. She reminds me of the beautiful teacher/librarian that shakes her hair loose, removes her glasses then starts to undress in my dreams just before... I wake up...rats!!