Will anyone be watching TV3's 'exciting new show' tomorrow?

Question

It's on at twelve noon and it's imaginatively entitled 'Midday'. We bet it took them hours to come up with that name!

We'll only be watching it for the gorgeous Collette Fitzpatrick. The other presenters are that weather benny and Alan Cantspell. They'll be a right turn-off so our eyes will be firmly fixed on Collette.

It'll probably be a load of S***e just like Xposé but sher what do you expect from a TV station that's run from a warehouse in a Dublin industrial estate?

Answer 1

Eh......no.

Answer 2

What's TV3?  

Answer 3

Nahh, doesnt sound too good to be honest!

Answer 4

Does anyone still watch TV3,  there is absolutely nothing on it.  Come to think of it there was never anything on it.  And to answer your question will I be watching tv3 tomorrow, no, I will be having all my teeth pulled out with a pair of old rusty pliers.

Answer 5

No il be a work!!!

Answer 6

Nah, cant be bothered with those type of shows.

Answer 7

Oh lads. I hope you've had your television windscreen wipers serviced since the Rose of Tralee.

Now now, be nice about TV3. Just because you boys get to work out of swanky Montrose and the state television station ....