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Will eating fortune cookies cure my asthma?

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I mean not allopathic fortune cookies but like homeopathic fortune cookie tincture.

Please advise.

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No haha.

Take Advar...it will HELP your asthma.
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i don't think so! I have asthma and I have never heard of that before. Maybe just try your inhaler or cingular. it works for me!
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no.
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no, but eating the cookie WITH the fortune, will.
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Ha ha ha, NO it will not!!!
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Only if the fortune inside happens to say "You will breathe easy".
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wow... of course not...
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I wouldn't see how they can.

It doesn't hurt to try.
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FYI...the fortunes in homeopathic fortune cookies are diluted so much, all that is left is the period at the end of the sentence.

Of course the printers insist that the paper magically remembers the letters, so your fortune should still come true......

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I read that drinking a tbl spoon of your own urine cured asthma.But I think if there was something that did cure it then there would be no more asthmatics would there so I think its all wishful.
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