Will farting on someone's pillow really give them pink eye?

Question

Got this idea from the movie Knocked Up, but want to know if it really works. My grandma insulted my girlfriend a few days ago, and I figure a case of Conjunctivitis is the perfect tool for revenge. Also, would I be able to use something to mask the scent without diminishing the effect of the fecal particles? I don't want the f**t smell making her suspicious.

Answer 1

 regardless of what is said above, I have been researching this and yes, if you have pink eye yourself, and you f**t on her pillow, she will get pink eye, farting is a very small release of bacteria, and any bacteria on the pillow that an get into her eye will cause pink eye. I'm not sure if it will work without you having pinkeye yourself, but give it a shot, and if you spray perfume on the pillow it hopefully won't kill the bacteria.

Answer 2

i just got pink eye from my brother and best friend farting om my pillow but make sure it is bare a*s.!!! lol

and thats so funny its your grandma your doing this to.. you just became m bestfriend :) lmfaoo

Answer 3

i just got pink eye from my brother and best friend farting om my pillow but make sure it is bare a*s.!!! lol

and thats so funny its your grandma your doing this to.. you just became m bestfriend :) lmfaoo