Will he live after saying that ?

Question

> > Wife gets naked & asks hubby,

> >

> > 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my s**y

> > body?'

> > Hubby looks her up & down and replies: 'Your sense

> > of humour!'

Answer 1

nope, he probably wont

Answer 2

ha ha if i was his wife no he wouldnt  

Answer 3

Dead meat.

Answer 4

He has probably already been shredded to pieces by his angry wife

Answer 5

once she gives him the signature you have 5 seconds before i kill you face he'll pull out a twix and come up with something clever. or else

Answer 6

Not bad! I heard that a different way though,How about this one: A blond goes into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk,"May I have 50 Christmas stamps please!". The clerk says,what denomination? The blond says,"God help us,has it come to this now, Give me 6 Catholic,12 Presbyterian,10 Lutheran,and 22 Baptists Please!"

Answer 7

lol

h**l no he wouldn't

Answer 8

Sounds like something my husband would say:

I try to kill him everyday.

Thats a joke.