Will i ever swim again?

Question

Ok so i was in my friends neighborhood pool and my crush walks over he gets into the pool and we start to talk. I really needed to pee but i wanted to stay and talk. all the sudden i see this yellow stuff come up between us. he looks down and chuckles under his breath as he slowly swims away. I would never think this would happen to me but it did.... i just peed in front of my dream guy. wat do i do?

Answer 1

explain to him it waz not u and if not it waz a lemon juice u had in  ur poket dat ripped open, yes hot lemon juice cuz u r alergic to the stuff they put in the pool and only lemon juice can prevent from u gettin al swolen up

Answer 2

hahaha you can just say that it was some kid underwater...

Answer 3

you blew it. that's all i got! :P