Will i still be a virgin if i clear the clogged drain in my kitchen sink?

Question

Andy S: a rectangle is any four sided shape with two sets of sides being parallel and four right angles... a square can be a rectangle... a rectangle cannot be a square... thus my name is accurate... you just lost a best answer... go back to geometry class...

Answer 1

Are you planning to clear the drain with your p***s?

Answer 2

Yes,... but your sink won't be.

Answer 3

Hey old friend. It seems like you're avatar is a square and you are in fact calling yourself a rectangle. A square is a "special rectangle". True. You are very correct. Might I suggest calling yourself a "special" Black Rectangle? In order to appease Andy and his anal retentive attention to detail. :) Don't stuff your body parts into plumbing fixtures as a general rule.  

Answer 4

You won't be a drain virgin, but you'll still be a sexual virgin.

Edit:  Your name is a misnomer....you're a black square, not a black rectangle.

Note:  A square is not a rectangle.

Answer 5

Yeah, good luck to you

Answer 6

get you of here you idiot

Answer 7

You must have some powerful stuff to unclog a sink!!!

Wouldn't you rather have a girlfriend to do it with the first time than choose an inanimate object for a "dry run"????

Well..I heard practice makes perfect...whatever floats your boat!!!

Good luck!!!

Answer 8

as long as you don't finish....

Answer 9

Yes as long as you blow it out and don't use your snake.

Answer 10

No, you'll be a s**t.

Note: A square *is* a rectangle.

Answer 11

yes you'll still be a virgin, but your drain might expect you to call everyday. tough luck buddy.

Andy S is an idiot!