Will my balls hardboil with the use of an electric blanket?

Question

I didn't think I had any phobias....but apparently, I'm scared to death of using this electical blanket I received as a gift to combat these below 0 temps. Since the male testes are indeed made-up of membrane....just like grocery store eggs.....won't they turn hardboiled laying there all through the night under that electrical blanket? My girlfriend says to sleep with an athletic supporter....no way can I do this. I'll feel so limited. Anyhow, my main concern are my million little guys floating in my balls.....are they doomed? Help!

Electric balls

Answer 1

Fear not sparky... your electric blanket is not emitting microwave radiation... that is the kind of energy that "cooks" things. Electric blankets are low voltage and emit electro-magnetic fields which makes you warm. You're fine with your blanket. In fact, You're more at risk for going out in the sun than using your blanket. Electric blankets have been around for a long time and if they weren't safe, trust me, you would hear people boycotting them.

Answer 2

Yes of course! If you are on a "water bed"

You would need a liquid in order for them to "boil!"

Without one of the above, scrambled is another option,

or an Ice Pack!

Answer 3

well if they do they will be ready for your girlfriend too eat .  hahaha