Will scientology "auditing" help deveop my chi?

Question

I mean if I become ot thetan level 7 like lord xenu I can use my chi better right?

Answer 1

I think I've played that video game!!!!

Answer 2

No.

Answer 3

no to reach that level you have to be "cute" and go on oprah and destroy a sofa by jumping on it.

BLUTO there is no amount of documentation that will ever convince me you are a scientologist RONTFLMAO

Answer 4

No. It’s apples and oranges. Even from their respective points of view.  

Answer 5

Yes. Yes it will.

And I can help you achieve it.

I'll need your credit card number though.

Answer 6

See how screwed up Scientology make a person...

Answer 7

ROFL ...scientology will never develop your chi although It will certainly drain it dry especially after they've emptied your bank account and screwed your mind to mush.

I read the so called secret info that you can only supposedly be powerful enough to absorb after intense training or you die lmao and I'm still here.

http://www.xenu.net/

Best wishes :)***

Answer 8

No but it will sure help pad Tom Cruise's checking account.

Answer 9

lol. Scientology is such c**p. You actually believe we were brought here by aliens? ROFL until I die from lack of oxygen. No it won't.

Chi- Real

Scientology- Made by a crazy guy on crack while sitting in front of his computer masturbating to g*y p**n.

Answer 10

Nope, fraid you're outta luck there.  Bad bad trollie

Answer 11

Scientology and chi are both crocks.

Answer 12

That bottle you're guzzling down will help you more than "auditing".  

Answer 13

Have no idea what you are talking about here. You need to define your terms.... what is CHI ??? for starters.

Also as a Scientologist myself I notice that you seem to have incorrect information about what Scientology actually is.... how it is used..... and exactly what the purpose is for it's use. (and some other strange fixations which might cause skin problems)

So over all this confusion of not  understanding  on both sides, it's impossible to answer you question.

Sorry.