Will she serve jail time for this?

Question

I was walking down the street and some crazy bag lady walked by, threw up on my shoes, and started to stumble away.

I yelled for her to stop and she pulled a broken whiskey bottle out of her beehive hairdo and threatened me with it.

She then tried to assault me but tripped and her prescription meds, crack pipe, and heroin needle spilled out all over the sidewalk.

I ran screaming for help. Luckily, I was able to get away.

Will Amy Winehouse be punished for this? I want justice!

Answer 1

there, but for the grace of God, go YOU...

Answer 2

Hurry back, you lost your pipe also!

Amy says it is right where you left it.

Answer 3

LOVE IT!!!! Thanx 4 making me laugh!!!

Answer 4

Paparazzi will take the fall for an exclusive.

Answer 5

That isn't funny in any way. Amy is a sweetheart. Although she does things that harms her body, she truely is a good person deep inside. She has emotional problems, ok? Just let her be, she will learn. Lord have mercy on you. I can't believe people like you are out there, making fun of others. You ought to be ASHAMED of yourself.

Answer 6

hahahahaah!!!!  you should so put this in the jokes and riddles section too!  it was HILARIOUS!!!

Answer 7

Yes because she has threatened you and she had ILLEGAL drugs on her

Answer 8

Bloody Amy Winehouse. That bus stop w***e will never learn.

Answer 9

BAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

thanks, cheers

Answer 10

ROFL!!!!!

Omg that was funny!! :)

I wish I could give you the 10 points for telling that hahahahaha