Will somebody give me a 4Lb beafsteak and about 8 eggs? I fancy a snack? And throw another log cabin on the?

Question

fire it's getting a bit nippy "Get over here woman and pour me some coffee"

London..........7.35am...........Thurs...

Answer 1

The person behind the silent pen must be hungry and cold ......

and snappy! Have a nice day.

Answer 2

I'm on my way. Get the kettle on

Answer 3

pour ya own dam coffee..and y dont u make my breaky iv been working hard..

Answer 4

Yes, dear, as long as you wax my legs later.

Answer 5

sure thing :-)

Answer 6

Its now 0936 I do hope someone has catered for your needs and that you are no longer grumpy.  Well if nothing else its warming up slightly.  Why are you shouting for coffee when you prefer tea.

Answer 7

Good morning to you too! Did some one have a hard night last night? Should have took the night off like I did! Or did we get out of bed the wrong side?

Answer 8

When you can spell it properly I'll send you one round.

Answer 9

Throw another log on the fire, Nitwit.  Not another log cabin.