Will the madness ever stop? I hope not...?

Question

And now one to dear Elaine P

She'll edit your words for a fee

Drinking both drivel and banter

from a loose leaf decanter

Never a harsh word will you see

Answer 1

About the "harsh word." There have been a few. Ask TD...

However the fee is waived for politeness. Love the play on "loose leaf."

Answer 2

I must tip my hat to Elaine

For the drivel would make me complain

She must be a saint

'Cause surely I ain't

And poor verses, they drive me insane.

Answer 3

why oh, why shall one never see a harsh word,

The fact that Elaine P will not get abused is just absurd.

'Course this poem could do with just one more line;

Apart from that 'tis just fine.

Answer 4

no antidote for lim'ricks or Trigees,,,

we gobble them , smart little piggies

we laugh, then we sneeze

and do what we please

with our coffee and with our ciggies.

you're on a roll, HP!

Answer 5

It needs one more line. but not bad.