Will the yahoo censors spoil these jokes

Question

Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?

A. Popeye almost killed him!

Q. How can you tell a head nurse?

A. She's the one with the dirty knees!

Q. What do you call three lesbians in bed together?

A. Ménage é t**t.

Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a f*g?

A. Speed bumps.

Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?

A. A p***s...even a thought can raise it.

Q. What do g*y kids get for Christmas?

A. Erection Sets.

Q. Where do f**s park?

A. In the rear.

Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife..

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A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.

Q. What does a female snail say during s*x?

A. Faster, faster, faster!

Q. What is the noisiest thing in the world?

A. Two skeletons s******g on a tin roof.

Q. What's red and blue with a long string?

A. A smurfette with her period.

Q. What do you call an adolescent rabbit?

A. A pubic hair.

Q. Define "Egghead:"

A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

Answer 1

i hope they don't delete it, those are great.

Answer 2

i dont think they will..... these are funny as F-U-C-K

Answer 3

haha some of those r funny

Answer 4

some of these are quite funny. i like the 1st one but smirfette is my favourite :)

Answer 5

Funny! 100!

Answer 6

Some of those were good... the pubic hair one I laughed out loud at, though you should have spelled it "pubic hare" to stick with the pun.

-IMP ;) :)  

Answer 7

hilarious hahahahahahaha

Answer 8

some of those  2 are funny but the reset not good

Answer 9

yup we will

Answer 10

about those skeletons---they are even noisier when they use tin cans for condoms

Answer 11

hahahahahaha

Answer 12

lmao

Now I can go to work with a smile on my face

Keep up the good work!

Answer 13

haaa lol class

Answer 14

Give it time...

Answer 15

Ha ha ha.!!!

Good ones Chris.!!!

10/10.!!!

Cheers mate and long live Freedom of Speech.!!

:-))