Guy is doing 72 Miles per hour in a 65 speed limit, comes up on this bridge and sure enough a cop is sitting there with a radar...he pulls the guy over and asks what his hurry is. "I am late for work" the guy says.
"Oh yeah, well what do you do?" the cops asks.
"I am an anal stretcher" the guy answers. The cop scratches his head, "what the heck is that, I have never heard of it before"
The man explains, "well, I go to someone's house, ask them to get naked, then I get one finger in, then two..then one hand..then the other, then my arm, then both arms...and I stretch it out to about six feet."
"What the heck would you do with a six foot &**hole" The cops asks as he laughs. To which the man replies.... Put it on a bridge, give it a radar gun, and have it cheat people out of money...
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