Will three jelly sandwiches get me fat?

Question

Will three jelly sandwiches get me fat?

Answer 1

Easy there Mr, you don't want to become obese.

Answer 2

Obsessing about food will make you fat.

Eat what you want when you want. You're body will motivate you to eat when you're hungry, & it will take care of the rest.

Answer 3

one will, but two will actually help you to lose weight.

No one knows what will happen if you eat three because no one has ever eaten 3.  I recommend you completely dry out the jelly on the 3rd one then make a power out of it (this will make it easier to eat).

Answer 4

OH MY GOD! Three whole sandwiches!!! You are going to be such a FAT-***!