Will vampires target my inflamed hemmorhoids?

Question

Will garlic help?

Answer 1

Ewwwwwwwwwww

We can only hope not!

Answer 2

Most definitely will. If you are going to use garlic then throw in a few mushrooms and a drop of red wine and maybe a few saute potatoes. Cook it all on the edge of a red hot radiator but don't overcook as he likes his rare. Serve, bottom up, on a nice white linen bed sheet just after midnight. Make sure the the bedroom window is open wide to let the smell out and the vampire in. Won't be a good idea to say Grace first.

Answer 3

RofLMAO!!!!.....I don't know why I come to this section....yeah dude your're a goner

Answer 4

By your question there may be more blood flow in your hemorrhoids than your brain, so I'd say it's possible.

Answer 5

yes

the only way to help that is smoke all your weed and eat as many hallucinogenic mushrooms as possible and lock yourself in your room watching judge mathis and reading judy bloom books while reciting the Yugoslavia national anthem  

Answer 6

Ice cubes for you young man!!!!!

I think they are all becoming vegetarian.

Answer 7

Not before werewolves targets your hairy nostrils!

Answer 8

Only with a full moon and a good old rub around your Ronnie Stiles with a few cloves.

I'm sure they'd be quite appealing with a nice bit of meat and two veg.

Answer 9

have you tryed leeches?

Answer 10

OMG...I hope not for your sake!  Try eating lots of raw garlic, or rub it you know where!  

Answer 11

LOL!!!!!!

Answer 12

garlic suppositories are the only way, btw have you heard of figging?  

Answer 13

not if you rub raw garlic all over them , may burn like h**l but they will be safe  

Answer 14

do you still believe in vampires?... shall i know your age you kiddy...  

Answer 15

I suggest leaches to reduce the blood in your hemorrhoids.

Or perhaps some Preparation-H