Will vampires target my inflammed hemmorhoids?

Question

I asked this earlier...but for some reason all I got were smart@$$ anwers!....should I smear garlic on them?

Answer 1

yes u should then u should pour some holy water over it =)

Answer 2

My kind would never go for an infected prey. I don't want what you have. Not all of us are blood driven, and we are picky eater! I wouldn't worry about your inflamed hemorrhoids...

~Rogue

Answer 3

There will be some freak vampires that will target your inflammed hemmorhoids - yes.  There's always a small sub-group that's into the weird stuff - afflicitions, fetishes, kinkyness, etc.  One time a werewolf asked my friend if he could nibble on her toes - but only if she agreed to dress up like Little Red Riding Hood!

Answer 4

They'll have a job when your sitting on them!

Besides, we vampires have taste,and are actually

quite choosy where we feed!

Answer 5

This has got to be the most outlandish question I have ever seen!  First of all, smearing garlic on your "area" is going to set your $^^t on fire !....vampires will be the least of your worries. Secondly, vampires do not bite infestered people. I for one think you and your hemmorhoids are safe.

Look out for werewovels though , I hear they like a good raw one every now and again.-Papa

Answer 6

ROFLMFAO!!!! Oh wow! Hunny, the only reason you posted this question was to get smart a** answers. But I don't care. That is some funny s***!!! Yeah, rub garlic all on your a**hole, and then stick a cross up it! That will keep those pesky vampires away. They wont want to suck the blood from your a** when it tastes like garlic! Good plan!

Answer 7

are you so ugly as to think your neck would be a worse target for biting? if not why ask this question?or is it you are Lycon & just insulting the vamps?

from one lycon to another "if you are lycon" leave it alone the cod war is better then the real one "unless you like getting hunted by both humans & vamps!

Answer 8

the only way 2 kill them to where they wont come back is 2 cut them up and then burn them.trust me on this 1.Vampires are my favorite.........but if they're being @$$holes, they must die!!!!because they're evil!!

Answer 9

Yes...Yes they will.....        :S

Answer 10

Paint your *** a bluish white....They'll think you have bad circulation or your *** is dead.

Answer 11

yes.  you should also carry a large stake and hammer around for protection.

Answer 12

I am pretty sure vapiers don't like full moons so

give them one

Answer 13

Absolutely, you should! Don't forget a cross.