Will you be my "Stupid Lamb"...?

Question

;) And let me be your Masochistic Lion?

Answer 1

uh...yes? whatever floats your boat woman!

Answer 2

Wait.

Let me just break my arm.

Yup, that's it. :)

Answer 3

hmmmmm.......................YEAH!......... this little lamb bites..........mmmm......blood...

Answer 4

Ummmmm . . . Look, a werewolf!

Let me go punch him first!

Answer 5

Okay. Hold on, let me go fall out of a window first.  

Answer 6

Hold on...first I have to fall over thin air and attract a whole bunch of vampires who want to eat me and a werewolf who wants to rape me.  Then you can impregnate me and the baby can eat me alive, okay?

Answer 7

OH h**l NO.