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THE FIRST ONE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION WITH AN ANSWER THAT MAKES ME LAUGH ILL GIVE TEN POINTS TWO I POSTED IT 2 DAYS AGO AND GOT NO RESPONSE SO WRITE WHAT EVER U WANT HERE the reason im doing this is i hate when i waste a question so go to this page http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqUR1pmcdM1x_zNBW6h75H_ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080809105637AAz2rcb]

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Answer 1

i did go to your original question but sorry, can't help you there.

The Unnormal Questions In Life....



If you take an Asian woman and spin her around several times, does she become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipments, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

hope youenjoyed some of these

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Answer 2

Far out in the south pacific there is the isle of Trid, Tids are very small people only about 3" tall, but hundreds of them live on the little island with a giant, the giant towers over the little Trids even though he himself is only about 4" tall, however when your only 3 inches 4 foot is a lot, the Trids were not afraid of the giant, the giant always cared for and played with them, their favorite game was to line up single file in front of the giant and he would gently kick them into the surf, the Trids loved this they would come out of the water laughing and giggling just to rush back in line and await their turn again, A rabbit hiding in the nearby woods seen this spectacle and could not believe the little humans enjoyed it so, He finaly asked one of the Trids why and the little Trid said it was such fun they always land in the surf and never get hurt, so the rabbit decided he would try this and got in line as he waited he watched as Trid after Trid went flying through the air sounds of laughter surrounding him, the Trid in front of the rabbit steps before the giant and the giants gives him a mighty kick and he could hear the Trid giggling as he passed over head, so the rabbit hops in fron t of the giant and looks up at him, the giant looks down at the rabbit and takes his fist and drives the rabbit right into the sand, all the Trids scrambled to pull the rabbit back out and the rabbit shaking his head looks at the giant and asked why and the giant says silly rabbit kicks are for Trids.

Answer 3

In school Mrs. Rogers was playing a word game with the kids.

She would shout out a letter and then pick on a student, and the student would pick a word that starts with the letter.

Mrs. Rogers said the letter "B" and Johnny raised his hand.

Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say ***** She called on Sally instead. Sally said Ball

Mrs. Rogers said the letter "P", and Johnny raised his hand again.

Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say p***y, she called on Frank, who said paper.

Finally, Mrs. Rogers said the letter "R", and again Johnny raised his hand.

Mrs. Rogers couldn't think of a bad word that started with "R" so she picked Johnny.

Johnny hesitated and said "Rat" .... "A Big Mother ******* Rat"  

Answer 4

d**n, I got all interested with that "Will you be the first?" caption.  Anyway, your original post is gone I guess, so I don't know what you're looking for, but try this quickie:

"Daddy, Daddy, is 'Rotterdam' a bad word?"

"Why, no son, why?"

" 'Cuz my teacher's got poison ivy and I hope it'll Rotterdam arm off!"

Answer 5

A Boy runs home from his first day of school all excited and tells his Dad how he was the only one that could say the entire alphabet. His Dad looks at him and say's " That's cause your from Alabama son. The next day the boy runs home and tell his dad how he was the only kid in class that could count to 100. His Dad Say's "That's because your from Alabama son. The third day and the boy comes home all excited and tell his dad that in the gym shower he noticed that he was the biggest. He then asked his dad if that was because he was from Alabama. his Dad looked him n the eye and said " No Son that's because your 21 years old.