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Will you buy my time machine please?

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http://cgi.ebay.com/Time-Travel-Theory-Project_W0QQitemZ140192550055QQihZ004QQcategoryZ1310QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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Just go back in time and buy some Microsoft stock.
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I just lost a million dollars in the stock market. If you let me use it to retrieve the money I will surely buy it.
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I have no money...
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I already did. Using my time machine, I already traveled forward in the future to buy your time machine.
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ROFLMAO! The listing is no longer valid. I wonder why? *rolls eyes*
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no longer available.!!!! did somebody buy it before me? i need a new pulse 14 flux capacitor for mine, it burnt out. and i can't use the warranty
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I already did buy your time machine.... oh wait, you probably aren't there yet... never mind

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I saw that TR already traveled into the future and bought your time machine, and found myself extremely distraught so I used my time machine to go into the past and destroyed TR's time machine, then I traveled ten years into the future to a time where the CA CRV for an empty Coke can is $10,000,000 and returned one can which I used to purchace your time machine and now I have two. Ha.
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no, don't have that kind of money
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HE MAN PLEASE GIFT IT TO ME

TOMORROW IS MY B-DAY

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH

LOL!!!
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Meet me last tuesday and I'll write you a check
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if you'll take a check why not - I need a toy.
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No. I will not. I absolutely refuse. first of all, there is no time machine invented (as of a few minuets es ago). if God had wanted us to fly, he would have given us wings. if he wanted us to explore the past (or the future) he would have made us with a time machine included. Keep dreaming!
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If God had intended us to fly - What are Planes for then? - Are they Evil because we are not intended to fly because we have no wings?

If you had a time machine, why would you want to sell it? - do you really think it would be a benefit to mankind? - or would it be used as a weapon - Hey - let's put this country back to before the dinasaurs - so we can invade without a problem ?

Much better to bring a future invention back - and patent it earlier - then live off the royalty. - use your time machine for fun - providing you don't get it wrecked in the past !
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thats hilarious dude. You really paid the ebay to list a joke at 10 million dollars? lol, you got some cash to burn.

Edit: For the record, I know its a joke because if it worked it would be worth a heck of a lot more than 10 million to the owner. There a thousands of safe ways you could make 10 times that amount of money with a real time machine. You could for example jump back in time one day and buy the winning lotto number.

Nobody who owned this would be interested in selling it for 10 million.
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Do you have any tele-porters for sale so I don't have to pay shipping?
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