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Question

WORK Virus!

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There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK.

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.

REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!

Answer 1

lol thats really good

I getting my jacket and leaving now you want to join me  

Answer 2

Yes thanks for the warning but I think my wife and kids already infected me. There is no cure, beware.

Answer 3

rofl good one

Answer 4

Ok.

Answer 5

these people are getting smarter, not content with sending regular spam are they. lol

Answer 6

lol funny

Answer 7

so sad,my computer is so afflicted by this...and its got its claws on me...helpppppppppppp

Answer 8

Iv found the  cure If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest off license. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Answer 9

WoW i haven't heard that one for 200 years good one.

Answer 10

hheheheheheheheh that's absolutely hilarious!!! star for you! Next thing u should tackle the laziness syndrome....i think i might have that one...

Answer 11

Brilliant!!!! Too bad I don't go to work, lol.  

Answer 12

again brilliant and i tnink aces answer was great