Will you please hurry with your answers before we all get wiped off and violated?

Question

I have a bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk in my top pocket, a bar of Cadbury's Turkish Delight in my hip pocket and a bar of Cadbury's Bournville Deeply Dark in my inside pocket. How many Cadbury chocolate bars do I have?

Wrong- I've also got a bar of Cadbury's Flake under my turban. They always guess wrongly.

Answer 1

Wat?

Answer 2

I will say 4.

Answer 3

Well you will only get reported when i sikh comes upon this.

Answer 4

1

Answer 5

*Chomp, chomp* you have three, ive just eaten your turkish delight.

Answer 6

5

Answer 7

14 cos youv got 10 at home