Will you please rate my drama?

Question

Love, as always, hides behind metaphor, Mr. Vick.

Answer 1

I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this. I've read it over and over.  

Answer 2

i like shiny things buk...and sometimes in that penultimate moment of revelation, they like me too.  

Answer 3

I LIKE CHEEZE!!!!!!

Answer 4

i'm hungry

Answer 5

Are you going to the kitchen?  Will you bring me a beer while you're up?

Answer 6

Jay Lano doesn't rely as much on his own material as he used to. He's just reading from piles of old cue-cards thrown-out from failed 70's sitcoms and retreived by his friends from the L.A. Recycling Center.

Oh, wait a minute, that's Jay Leno I'm talking about...never mind!

Answer 7

A Plus.  Get some lunch, I am sure he will be back...vanity you know.

Answer 8

Remember what I said yesterday about those who engage in vitriolic when they see something they don't like?

A mark of an insecure person, immature at best, perhaps even in age, though not necessarily.

I don't understand why some cannot get that their attempts to insult you are only showing their own 'short comings.' They are but cannon fodder, which is what this piece of classic literature illustrates beyond all doubt.

Bravo Mr. Buk, well done.

Answer 9

Buk, it took me a while to "get you" but now that I do, your messages are loud and clea... uh, did you have any sausages left, Buk?  Anyway, as I was saying, <thank you> now I understand and heartily approve of what you are doing.  I also admire the way you communicate to Senor Lano.  

Answer 10

So this is the poetry section, huh?

I guess I was expecting a more loving environment...

Answer 11

I sit in the corner while my organ gently weeps.

Answer 12

This works smacks of the early works of Agnes Nixon.  To complete it you need to have the dramatic organ music as you and Lano speak.

I suggest if I only had a brain (ties in with the dumb theme) for your speeches and material girl for lano, both sound swell on the organ.  

YEA!  I am an organ, I am thinking liver, maybe kidney

Answer 13

Edgy, hateful and perfectly-spelled. It's your best work yet!

Answer 14

That is very dramatic: Torture while Interrogation. Justice, however, is blind-folded, let's wait for the other side of the story.

Answer 15

Yum... I like drama.  I also like Caprese, when I'm hungry.  Does hunger make me like caprese or is it the drama that makes me like stuff and things.  Well, I write dumb stuff so I'm hungry.  That's my call.

Huh?

Answer 16

I'm afraid this is all too cerebral for me...If you want I can just take Lano down in the Jello pool for you.

Answer 17

I can just hear the melodramatic organ in the background..............

It's no secrete storm but it is well written.

Throw in a b*****d or two and it will be gold.....

Answer 18

i think i saw this the other night on a commercial for "big brother".  

Answer 19

Hmmm, very interesting and funny.  I just said some stuff.

Answer 20

Buk....I'm cooking red beans and rice today (with sausage, of course), Would you like to join me later?

Answer 21

I'm not worthy.  

Answer 22

i might be dumb but i like to have fun.

Answer 23

Pass the popcorn... I'm on the edge of my seat here.

Answer 24

Collect your heaved up lunch, you neva no when you might need it.........x

Oce upon a time................xxxxxxxx

Answer 25

well...laughing is good for ya!

a very funny write Buk!

Answer 26

I'm literally giving you an standing ovation.. I literally standing and applauding while I type this.. AWESOME!

Answer 27

Drama requirements:

Hero and antagonist, action between the two.

Sometimes a tragedy, sometimes a comedy.

Sometimes a tragic comedy.

ma

Answer 28

I give it 10 stars down

Answer 29

Wow, I hadn't realized how hungry I was really until I read this fabulous rendition of my childrens train of thought.... what? I'm hungry .

*edit - Excuse for lame answer as follows:

Buk- I write stuff.

Lano- So?

Buk- So I like to post it and get reactions form people, good or bad.

this is where my lame answer gets excused for being bad -

Answer 30

It's different and it sounds like you're bored. And you are not dumb and neither are your friends. As for being hungry. I offered you chicken pie, blueberry cake and brownies, yesterday, and you didn't bite, so you're out of luck today my friend.

Answer 31

Drama is great but who the h**l is Lano, oh that Lano, Does he ever post anything?

Hmmm well maybe I missed it! Cheers!

Can't check out his posts every thing is private, oh well I tried!