Will you "Say Something Smart"?

Question

Go ahead... say something smart..

Answer 1

Something smart.

Answer 2

I don't know about smart but.....

Did you know that all cats hate the smell of lemon juice?

"If a man is truly great,then nothing ever has to be said because others will already know it. It is the fool who must be constantly be reminded of his greatness".

A rhino's horn isn't really a horn. It's formed from hardened hair.

Answer 3

You can't keep a bird from flying over your head but you can keep it from making a nest in your hair.

Answer 4

"How do you raise a highway?"

"I see all these signs saying adopt a highway, how do you raise a highway?"

Answer 5

This is boring.