Wishful Thinking?!?!?!?

Question

Hey Brits, what's up? I'm out here in Southern California at work bored out of my mind. So I was thinking, what are some inventive ways I could get myself fired. I work at a high school in the Special Education department. Have fun with this one. Peace.

Answer 1

You don't sound too bright- so just be yourself should do it.... I am sure they will fire you in no time.

Answer 2

Call the children obscene names whilst reclining at your desk with your feet on the table, doodling rude pics. That ought to get you fired.

Have fun :P