With all these accusations of scripted races...?

Question

To have fun with it, script your own race for this weekend at New Hapshire.

Answer 1

Heather locklear announces her love for me on national tv then yells 'gentleman start your engines' and Kyle Busch's car fails to start.

Answer 2

...with 18 to go Dale, Jr is about to go a lap down to Kyle Bush, the race leader, a "debris" caution comes out.  All the leaders pit to refuel.  Chad Knaus radios Tony Eury Jr, & tells him to have Dale, Jr stay out & he takes the lead.  He hangs on with fumes in the tank to take the checkers with Jimmie Johnson & Jeff Gordon blocking Shrub from spinning out Jr on the final lap!!!

Answer 3

At the beginning of the race Bruton Smith will come out and announce as the new owner his plans to reconfigure the track after this season.  Instead of the 1 mile flat track, he is going to change it to a mile and a half tri-oval with banking in the corners.  It will be an innovative design that takes after Chicago and Kansas.  

As for the race, Kyle Busch will dominate 3/4 of the race, then he will experience brake troubles, and hit the wall.  This will make it any body's race.  Jeff Burton will lead some laps, then get caught behind on pit strategy, leaving it open for Bobby Labonte.  He keeps his nose clean, and takes the 43 car back to victory lane for the first time since the 90's.  The story of the week will be how Petty Enterprises has turned their program around.

Answer 4

Rowdy wins, dedicates #6 to Rick Hendrick, then drops trou and moons him, proclaiming "KISS THIS RICKY!"

*you didn't say it had to be realistic, I'm imaginative*

Answer 5

Lap 84: 3 cars in the wall. Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Kyle Busch, and Juan Pablo Montoya. It's all Earnhardt's fault. Neither car can continue and all go out of the race.

Lap 301: Clint Bowyer takes the checkered flag, Paul Menard finishes second with Travis Kvapil in 3rd and Scott Riggs in 4th.

Answer 6

i'll just stick with the scripts they've been writing so far this year... except for the one when they brought in that "write your own ending" contest winner to script pocono...

;-)

Answer 7

Matty dominates and wins

Answer 8

Jr has led the whole race until Sam Hornish Jr wrecks both himslef and Jr. Elliott Sadler takes the lead and wins Kasey Kahne gets second and David Ragan comes in third.

Answer 9

Yeah what Matty Kenseth said

Answer 10

Kyle Busch and Jr are side by side on the front row.  Kyle gets points for leading the first lap.  Half way through the race Elliot Sadler spins taking out "Wild Thing" and the "Biff."  Race Leader is Denny Hamlin followed by Kurt Busch and Jimmie Johnson.  Michael Waltrip spins coming off turn 2, he takes out Kasey Kahne and Montoya.  Dale Jr finally leads a lap on Lap 284.  Kurt Busch gets a speeding penalty on Pit Road after a Caution caused by a Reed Sorenson spin.  Tony Eury Jr and the boys have a helluva pit stop and Jr comes out in 2nd behind "Smoke."  With 2 to go, Tony gets loose and Jr passes him to bring home the victory!

Answer 11

The winner of the race:Jr. leading over half the laps and holding off Denny Hamlin to win his 2nd Sprint Cup victory of the year. Mid way through the race, he spun out Kyle Busch, who's car got totaled and even went air born. While in victory lane, Kyle challenges Jr to a fight and even the pit crew members got into it. NASCAR Suspended  Jr and  Kyle for the rest of the year, and even get released because of these actions. While watching his team mate Jimmie Johnson win next week, he gets a call from Kyle, saying he's sorry and......(Fast Forward to Daytona 500 next year) wins the race for Jr. Motorsports! (With Jr. in 2nd)

What great friends! (I know i went into imaginary land, but let me have my fun.)