With the threesome of Julius Caesar, Marc Antony and Cleopatra vii. Who would be Jesus' real father?

Question

With the threesome of Julius Caesar, Marc Antony and Cleopatra vii. Who would be Jesus' real father?

Answer 1

What? I don't understand your question. Neither Marc Antony nor Julius Caesar were Jews - and Jesus' father was a Jew. Cleopatra is out of the running because a woman can't be anyone's father.

Answer 2

Do you not speak English or are you just stupid?

This is the stupidest question i've ever heard.

Answer 3

I find the idea of equating Cleopatra and the Virgin Mary beyond laughable. I say his real father is Stephen Hawking. And you're ridiculous.

Answer 4

Bwuh?

Answer 5

That is the dumbest question I've ever heard and I am now stupider for having heard it now!

Answer 6

Cleopatra was a woman.  That leaves Marcus Antonius and Caesar.   I vote Caesar.