Without adding to this sentence, can you make a longer sentence without using the letter "e"?

Question

What do you think is going on today my good man?

Answer 1

My mom bought a toy dog for the puppy.

that works? hah.

Answer 2

i'm a girl...this is hard....uhmm just thinking of what I'm gonna say withought saying it...lol

Answer 3

How did your day start off was you happy, sad, hot, or cold?

Haha.. thats fun (:

Answer 4

I remember that an entire book was written without the letter 'e'.  I did a bit of a hunt, and found it.

Gadsby

A Story of Over 50,000 Words Without Using the Letter “E”

by Ernest Vincent Wright

And while hunting for this, I found a contest to create a long sentence without the letter 'e'.  It is closed now, but it appears the winner was briankelley - 128 words, and a clever sentence that asked for people to vote for his entry.

"I contain, within my mind, an ability to withhold using a symbol that is bound in conditions in this writing, which is most familiar in basic linguistics, customs in nations which contain accordings of ubiquitous origin in a matriarch of two islands at odds in proportion, and with this ability I now show to you a portion of a soul, which will span no machination of your mind, past a slim thought of fascination of a human with an ability to author a writing of this quantity of words, but also containing an ability to withhold from using that taboo symbol, and with this I ask you for your ballot, which I can only wish is high."

Well done, but someone with too much time on his hands....

Answer 5

I am not  a man that has slain a mockingbird using his hands and a stick that was sharp as a toothpick, although I know a man that has slain a mockingbird that way I still think that i am a good man. It's really not that hard to not use the letter E because there's many words you can use to replace that word that doesn't have an E in it.

Answer 6

What will you do during any night, if nobody is watching you?

haha. wow.

that sounds kinda creepy.

but it works.

and disarm guy above me:::

killer has an e.

Answer 7

This is an awfully difficult task for you to put forth, but I shall do as you ask willingly.

Answer 8

here is my totally untrue but fun answer:

" I am always mad, my mom is always doing nothing at all, my dad looks  crazy, my siblings can not do anything right, and my grandma and grandpa won't do anything with us, so I don't want to go to the camp with my family, a camp which has no bathrooms, and is totally disgusting, and I don't want to do without anything such as my laptop and ds, so what can I do to make us look anything similar to a camping, fun, and happy family?"