Without pompous grandstanding, sans salivating over your attention, would you please review my latest work?

Question

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THE TROPHY WIFE

I’m not sure if your head still

matches the décor of this room.

I’ve changed the chain you hung from,

You did look like a lamp, before.

I don’t know...

Maybe if I fix your hair a little.

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Answer 1

Shades of the Stepford Wives. I guess that idea just intrigues the guys. ♥

Answer 2

Maybe on the other side if the room? Perhaps.......in a different light??

Answer 3

Try changing the hair color and a new style.

Answer 4

I am not amazed to see how the terraforming has progressed on Mars, yet it is remarkable that even from my far flung clime I can see what appears to be a green eye peering back at me...Emperor, Mars is cold, you really should give up running about in this fashion.

Answer 5

hehehe...nice work indeed...!

Answer 6

You might consider changing the decor of the room to enhance the value of its prize trophy.

Answer 7

I'm glad to see folks in silly moods today!

Very refreshing.

She needs one of granny's lace shawls. That oughta do it.

Answer 8

Hahaha!  

Answer 9

Now I remember why I divorced the last one......

Answer 10

......not sure if I should laugh or scream...