Witty science phrase?

Question

im looking for a witty science-ish phrase to go on the back of my year 12 jersey next year (note that i dont play footy; everybody gets a jersey)

e.g. "sweeter then C6H12O6" (thats sugar btw)

or "quasars are far out"

or "coherent mind"

...yeah

any suggestions please?

Answer 1

My favorite is a quote from Picasso:

Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers.

Here are some others:

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Nanotechnology is huge

Resistance is not futile.  It's voltage divided by current.

I'm positive I lost an electron.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.