Wives, please tell me why husbands...?

Question

.. are so darn attracted to thier Mistresses, who give your husband all the loving they need, who will go the EXTRA mile to satisfy him.

And when they come home to you, all they get is nagging and I'm too tired tonight... or it's been two nights in a row already.... or my favorite "don't put it in there"

WTF? tell me why I shoulden't have a mistress?

(this is said in a sarcastic, but true obsevation) : D

Answer 1

Hey!- I certainly have days when I think I'm married to Al Bundy but

I don't run off and have an affair!

Answer 2

THE BIBLE SAYS DO NOT COMMIT ADULTRY . DO YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE ,, IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD MORE POWER TO YOU ..MARRIAGE IS NOT ABOUT s*x ,,, WHAT IF YOU BREAK UP WITH YOUR WIFE DO YOU THINK YOUR MISTRESS WILL BE THERE FOR YOU  NO>> AND YOU WILL WISH THAT YOU HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON HER '' PUT GOD IN YOUR LIFE DONT LET THE DEVIL TELL YOU TO GO OUT AND GET SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE IF YOU DO GOD LOSES ,,, READ THE BIBLE .. IM 26 AND MY HUSBAND IS 48 AND I THINK SOMETIMES ABOUT A YOUNGER MAN BUT I LOVE MY HUSBAND ,,YOU MARRIED YOUR WIFE BECAUSE YOU LOVED HER DONT TRADE HER IN YOU WILL NOT FIND ANOTHER ,,, A MISTRESS CAN GIVE YOU AIDS AND THE SEXIEST WOMAN HAVE IT DONT DO IT FORGET ABOUT SOME IMPLANTS MAN  

Answer 3

Because the mistress doesn't have to put up with his sh*t on a daily basis..clean up after the slob, wash his dirty underwear, listen to his fat *** snoring all night or a large variety of other things that kill the romance and make you want to suffocate him while he sleeps.

Not all wifes are nags..that's a pretty pathetic generalization, just like not all husbands are slobs and jerks.

If a man wants to spend his time with a lowlife tramp that has absolutely no respect for the welfare of a family and the bond of marriage..a woman that is so desperate for d*ck that she'll seek it out from a man she can't have then so be it. It's my opinion that in the end they deserve each other and the wife is actually hitting the jackpot when she finds out and leaves. Why cry over spilled milk?  

Answer 4

And you think your mistress will a rat's *** about you if you lose you job, your kids, your home, your cat and your family? Grow the **** up...

Answer 5

When you're single, the women always go the extra mile, and if they don't you just move on to the next one on the roster!

Answer 6

Not all wives nag..my husband nags..all time..I am a wife i understand how you feel. But remeber its always the woman who nags.....Some husband do too  

Answer 7

Husbands are attracted to the mistress because of that reason- they are only a mistress, its only about s*x.

Your wife, on the other hand, is likely to be either at work all day, or looking after your children, looking after the house, getting dinner cooked, hence why she is tired and isnt feeling like s*x.

Failing the above answer, i dont know, maybe she feels the same and doesnt enjoy s*x with you any more.  

Answer 8

do you like her dude on the side? if not then dont blame her. if you dont mind her having a dude on the side then yall should just have a 4 some no need to leave any body out.lol

Answer 9

im sure its easier to be the mistress rather than the wife. the mistress doesnt have to wash your nasty underwear, clean your house and raise your kids, so she has the time and energy to fu(k your brains out while your wife is home holding down the fort.  

Answer 10

I think you are being pretty disgusting, blaming it all on the wife.

i was never into s*x - until i met a man who could make me blow with his tongue in 5 mintues - and chances are, husbands dont do that, and just dont care to spend 20 or so minutes putting their wife IN the mood. all they want is a roll over , **** and then roll back before they start snorring. THe reason why wifes arent in the mood is becasue they feel unloved and emotionally unstimulated. ALso, - they plainly just have gotten over you. They dont like you anymore.

THis is coming from the mouth of a woman, so it is true.

As for the mistress - well she doesnt live with you - you are her toy as much as she is yours - there is the element of 'oh this is naughty'. Any woman who is a mistress to a married man A - is using him for s*x (which im not sure if you wil lhave a problem with that, because you are probably using her)  or B - likes him but has no self dignity and clings to the hope that by going that extra mile, she will convince him to leave his wife for her.

not all marriages are like that by the way. Only people who made really bad choices when they were looking for a partner end up like that.

also about the nagging - what is she nagging about? mow the lawn? do this? do that? well it should have been done last weekend, eh???!!!!

Answer 11

Depends on the kind of person you are.  Is your wife the one doing all the cooking, cleaning, etc or is it you?  If you are the person doing the majority of the chores plus going to work/school I can see why you may be looking for something more... but remember you took a vow however many years ago.  Cheating should certainly be a crime and if you are having difficulties with your wife TALK to her first.  If things degenerate beyond anything that can be fixed, then divorce her first - don't lead her on in believing in something that isn't there.

Answer 12

cause you may bring something home that you can give to your wife....  thats obvious....  i cant think of any other reason you shouldnt...

Answer 13

Dude, you are my new hero...

Answer 14

because men, or people always want something else, something new.

you shouldn't have a mistress because its wrong, and nagging and blah

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grow up and stop expecting your wife to be a supermodel

who was trained at a culinary school, stepping off a victoria's secret

shot.