Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery: why do their
wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the
quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their vows are
exchanged.
Finally, the riddle is solved. A social-scientist has arrived at this simple
and logical explanation.
When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the
long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a
hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain
absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins. She becomes
mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: *aisle, altar,
hymn. . .* aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. And finally, as she
stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is complete.
She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself... *'I'll
alter him!*
joke2
Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school.
Her marks were good .... mostlyA's and a couple of B's.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom:
"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."
Sally's dad signed her report card, adding his own note: putting a note on the back:
"Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother!"
joke3
A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife:
"I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter:
"Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden! That is where I hid all the gold."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
"You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the whole back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter:
"Dear wife, NOW is the best time to plant the lettuce!"
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