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Wives~~!!!!!! rolling few on them~~!!!!!?

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Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery: why do their

wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the

quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their vows are

exchanged.

Finally, the riddle is solved. A social-scientist has arrived at this simple

and logical explanation.

When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the

long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a

hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain

absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins. She becomes

mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: *aisle, altar,

hymn. . .* aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. And finally, as she

stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is complete.

She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself... *'I'll

alter him!*

joke2

Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school.

Her marks were good .... mostlyA's and a couple of B's.

However, her teacher had written across the bottom:

"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."

Sally's dad signed her report card, adding his own note: putting a note on the back:

"Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother!"

joke3

A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife:

"I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter:

"Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden! That is where I hid all the gold."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:

"You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the whole back garden."

The prisoner wrote another letter:

"Dear wife, NOW is the best time to plant the lettuce!"

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  1. ROTFL.. all of them were very funny....But I liked the first one the best ...  


  2. like those ones

    you deserve a star

  3. wow great jokes.from where do you get these wonderful jokes?they're superb.and thanks for choosing mine as best answer in your previous 2 questions.and can you please answer mine?.i need some help with that and tell others to answer it too,please-http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

  4. I liked the third one the best!  2nd one was cute.  Not too crazy about the first one.  :-)

  5. OMG cc there just getting better & better

    lmaosh lol hhhhhhhaahhahhaha

    x x x

  6. These were pretty good but I liked the last one the most...

    Good Job!

  7. hahahahahha charlie.......you rock dude. and as i say thanks a cazillion!!!!! you wud make me go mad with laughter one day.

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