Woman Drivers?? one for the boys??

Question

Women drivers

Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!

It scared me (I'm a man) so badly that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned my 'Meat'n two veg', causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!

BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!

Answer 1

Funny! 100!

Answer 2

oh my lol

Answer 3

F***** YOU

Answer 4

omg haha i love this one!

Answer 5

I'm just going to say the exact same thing everybody else has said. BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!! But seriously, lol! This is wicked funny!!! I'm a woman driver, and I suck at driving even when I'm not attempting to put on makeup. I don't think I'll ever try that!

Answer 6

LMAO!!! HAHAHah! oH that was a GOOD ONE!!!!

Answer 7

As a woman myself, i have to agree that women drivers are utter c**p...i know i'll get thumbs down from women but it's true we can't drive well and we certainly can't park properly!!

Answer 8

i dont drive,so does not bother me!

Answer 9

'Meat'n two veg', that"s funny.

Answer 10

bittches they are

Answer 11

as a driver i wish your earpiece had gone up your A*rse,,,hands free are just as dangerous as a mobile,,,YOU DO NOT HAVE 100pc OF YOUR MIND ON YOUR DRIVING,please get off the road,,,

not all women drivers put on eyeliner,,,i see regularly...men in vans ,reading maps,delivery notes , using mobile phones/sat navs and all the other distractions,you have also admitted to not having proper control of your vehicle at all times,you are as bad(if not worse)than the women u complain about i have even seen a male drive pass me at 100mph on the m1 while he had a newspaper spread across the steering wheel,i hope your question is meant as a joke but if real you are a total P**lock,,,and of course all drivers today have no idea ,or ever read the highway code in regard to ,

"when entering or approaching a road junction the motorist MUST give way to pedestrians ,who are crossing,or who are about to cross the road"the majority of todays drivers couldnt drive a nail into a piece of wood

Answer 12

nice one our kidda!!

Answer 13

haha dont blame the women, we have 2 make ourselves beautiful. u want a bunch of ugly bi+ches walking around u?? didnt think so. lol

Answer 14

bloody cuz she got hurt, it's not really funny.  

Answer 15

BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!

oh dear i"m saying nowt!

Answer 16

lol.....very funny! lol.

Answer 17

i"m glad i use the bus!!

Answer 18

Oh very droll.

Answer 19

BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!

I hate it when they do that.

Answer 20

whooooooa!! jimbob like"s that no8!!

Answer 21

lol.....very funny!

Answer 22

b*****s man, b*****s.

Answer 23

Lol! Funny :)

Answer 24

Good stuff!  

Answer 25

Lauging my **** off man  

Answer 26

Ooooh! nasty, any lasting burn marks? hold a cold drink next time :)

Answer 27

Mmmmmmmmm!

Answer 28

ROFL, that sure was great, I needed that. Thank´s!

Answer 29

Top class, even my wife likes that one!