Women, if you could turn your ex b/f to stone how would he be posed and would you sell him or keep him?

Question

(I'm writing a story and looking for ideas)

Answer 1

My ex is a large man, very private and flat emotionally.  When he's contemplating some big project to work on in the garage, he sits with one fist on his hip.

I would pose him like the famous statue "The Thinker" and sell him to get back all of the money I lost when I was with him!!

Answer 2

not concerned with how he is posed.... but once he was stone, would crush/ break him!

Answer 3

i would crush and crush and crush him till he's dust! aaaargh!!

Answer 4

always use him to hang a scarf