Women, what's the best response when a guy says "you want me."?

Question

And you're not attracted to him in the slightest way: physically, personality wise, culturally wise, etc....

Answer 1

Tell him the name of the guy who you really want and what he looks like.

And why this other guy is so much better. Go on and on about this guy.

Watch his arrogant self esteem crumble as he tries to get away from you.

Answer 2

I would laugh and say, "Not!  Seriously.  You are completely into only what you are thinking and not into reading body language or anything of the opposite s*x."  I would be completely honest.

Answer 3

I am not a woman but the best thing to do is say you are not interested in a polite way.

Answer 4

Say "Yes, I want you... to leave me the h**l alone."

Answer 5

I'd say, "Yeah. I've got a mouse trap that needs emptied."

Answer 6

Just laugh alot and say..

You know what i reallly want in a s**y voice.

And when he says what?

Say I want you to leave me alone.

then laugh and walk away hahahaha

Answer 7

I need you, oh baby, oh baby.  

Answer 8

"No. You want you."

"I'm sorry, you have me mistaken for someone without a brain."

*laughs and walks away. finds friends and continues laughing while pointing at stupid guy who then feels small and pathetic.*

Answer 9

Usually a very matter-of-fact "No, actually, I don't" works pretty well for me.

Answer 10

No  i  hate  you  cause  you want  me  too  much  

Answer 11

Say "ewww" and walk away.

Answer 12

"You're bats__t insane. Please go talk to someone about that."

Answer 13

I'd say "hmph!" Roll my attitude and walk away.

No one tells me what I want.

Cute or not.

My husband said that mess when we were dating and I got mad

(I'll be alright guys. Really) I told him "You don't know what I want.."

Then I married him. Don't I look like a sucker. Oh well.

Answer 14

"Save your breath....you will need it to blow up your next date"

Answer 15

I would say "perhaps one day when I am old, shrivelled up and desperate maybe, just maybe I will give you a call, now push off you little tw@t"

It does work. ;-)

Answer 16

"uh yea, I want you.  I want you to leave"

Answer 17

If I say no, they tend to argue.  If I say in a flat, unimpressed monotone, "With a burning passion.  Can't keep my hands off of you.  Now, if you'll excuse me . . . " they look a little deflated and are taken aback enough to let me walk away.

Answer 18

"ya know, I'm actually talking to someone else I've been trying to hook up with, sorry."

Answer 19

Finish the sentence.

"...to go away? Yes."

Answer 20

lol say " no i want _______" write what food u really want in the space haha

Answer 21

"in your dreams"

"hah, not quite"

Answer 22

only in america would men be so arrogant.

Answer 23

Laugh hysterically.

Answer 24

For starters, make sure the guy is just kidding. Because sometimes people will make comments like this when they're just joking around.

if you find out that he's being serious (flirting with you) ensure him (respectfully) that nothing will happen between the two of you that exceed the current working/friendship the two of you currently have. If it made you feel uncomfortable hearing him say that, let him know, but be conscious of how he will feel when you speak with him on the issue. Don't be "bitchy" with it, just politily decline his offer.

If he continues to make the comment, give him no more than two warnings, (if he is a co-work) prior to taking the issue up with management. If he's just a friend, reduce the time you spend with this young man, so that there are no misconceptions that would lead him on to believe he may have a chance at romance with you.

If the man is just playing with you, then don't take it serious (because I joke around with my guy friends like that all the time, and they do the same with me). But if he's seriously trying to make his move, let him know that it's not happening.  

Answer 25

Say "I want you to what?".  

Answer 26

wow you ladies are mean!

especially the mouse trap one! Nasty!

Who wants to go g*y with me?

Nah just kidding.

Andrew! Go g*y with me! we must escape the meanness!

Answer 27

I don't want to make him feel bad but me lying to him will be worse. I will say I am flattered but I will tell him the truth the nicest way possible. I will offer to still be friends though.

Answer 28

How about:

You wish...

Answer 29

"you want me?"

"yeah, i want you... to p**s off"

Answer 30

All such brilliant shining witty answers, hope you are writing them all down 'to practice' as I am sure you get men saying that to you ALL-DAY-LONG, what a burden you carry, been so very desirable, and irresistible

Oh please God..... don’t let me meet a girl like you all, or I might have to throw myself in a lake with the disappointment after such a rejection form ‘The Goddess’

‘SOB’ what are us poor men to do???

Answer 31

I'm no woman, but I'd say hysterical laughter or a swift open-handed slap to the face would do quite nicely.

=D