Women's weekend shirt slogan?

Question

** Reposting under new category. Art and Humanities can give me more creative ideas!

I need some help coming up with a Women's weekend shirt slogan. Next year (Jan 2009) will be the 4th year. Traditionally they have been..

Front: If Found...

Back: 1) Return to (name of cabin) 2) Run, 3) Buy us a round (this year)

I would like to see what everyone else can come up with... preferably something not too long as we don't want to go over in costs on the shirt.

Our weekend is spent drinking, playing games, bowling and just having some well deserved fun. (last year there were 18 ladies, this year 24)

What are your ideas?

Looking for something witty and/or funny.

The majority of us are under the age of 40 and we love to party (75% of us work at a bar)

Answer 1

got hoes?....i'd put that on the front

then on the back id say..."we do"

Answer 2

Women Partying Without Men!

Hide your money or buy us booze!

Answer 3

Well, you want shirts that invite interaction- conversation starters.  And since you work in bars, you should invent a new drink.  So the shirt would be:

"Ask me to make you a Happy Big Man"

Or, conversely,

"Give me a 'Broken Cherry'... On Ice."

etc etc...

"Serve me up a Double Jackhammer".

I could go on all day.

Answer 4

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

you lost me.