Women: Would you like to go to a "man" zoo? A zoo where there are men in place of the animals?

Question

You could have:

Strong muscular guys in their 30's in the lions and tigers enclosures, eating on raw meat with their bare hands.

Old men in the reptiles section clipping their toenails and grooming their hair, whinging all the time.

Overweight middle aged blokes swimming in the sealions pool complaining about the cold but receiving free massages

Young strapping lads in their 20's running around the open air savannahs where antelope once roamed, playing football.

young teenagers in the tropical rain forests leaping from tree to tree like tarzan

And finally baby boys in the birds cages being fed on little tubes out of bottles, dispensing milk, and eating leaves.

Answer 1

I think we see a lot of these already without having a man zoo.

Answer 2

haha, that would be funny.  Didn't some zoo in england have a human exhibit a few years ago.

Answer 3

But at the zoo you don't get to touch the animals. :(  

Actually they did have a mock exhibit at miami metrozoo a long, long time ago with a man in business clothes who came in from about 8-5 and sat out at a desk 'on exhibit' for about a month. It seemed to appeal to the public as people stopped and watched him in his 'enclosure' just like all the other animals.  

Answer 4

That would just be really weird....

Answer 5

I think for asking this question you should be shipped to Nova Scotia.  

Answer 6

Id go if there was a petting zoo ;p

Answer 7

Most men behave like animals most of the time anyway, so putting them in cages where they can't do any harm is probably a good idea. Then women could sort out the mess they've made of the world, and just visit a special off-show enclosure at the zoo now and then in order to keep the human race going.

LOL at Vince's answer!

Answer 8

yuki doo

Answer 9

No, I got my own man at home. There's no reason for me to go to a zoo to see anymore. I'd prefer to go to a zoo of animal than a zoo of men anyways.