>>>A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
> >>>installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to
> >>>withdraw cash
> >>>without leaving their vehicles. Customers using t his new facility are
> >>>
> >>>requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their
> >>>accounts.
> >>>After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have
> >>>been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
> >>>MALE PROCEDURE:
> >>>1. Drive up to the cash machine.
> >>>2. Put down your car window.
> >>>3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
> >>>4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
> >>>5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
> >>>6. Put window up.
> >>>7. Drive off.
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> >>> FEMALE PROCEDURE:
> >>>1. Drive up to cash machine.
> >>>2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window
> >>> with the machine.
> >>>3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
> >>>4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to
> >>> locate card.
> >>>5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang
> >>> up.
> >>>6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
> >>>7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
> >>> excessive distance from the car.
> >>>8. Insert card.
> >>>9. Re-insert card the right way.
> >>>10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on
> >>> the inside back page.
> >>>11. Enter PIN.
> >>>12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
> >>>13. Enter amount of cash required.
> >>>14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
> >>>15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
> >>>16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
> >>>17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in
> >>> back of checkbook.
> >>>18. Re-check makeup.
> >>>19. Drive forward 2 feet.
> >>>20. Reverse back to cash machine.
> >>>21. Retrieve card.
> >>>22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into
> >>> the slot provided.
> >>>23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
> >>>24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
> >>>25. Redial person on cell phone.
> >>>26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
> >>>27. Release Parking Brake.
> >>>
> >>>SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE LADIES YOU
> >>>THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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