Women: what would you say...?

Question

What would you say if a man comes and tells you he feels fortunate for being a man and not a woman?? (because you're the one who has to get pregnant,your period etc.)

Answer 1

For sure it wont bother me.  having my period and getting pregnant gets me pampered..sometimes its an excuse for me not to do things, just simply becase  i have my period and I am pregnant.  isn't it cool? heheh Besides being a mother is the best thing  that happens to me. My husband says he is happy too being a father. :-)

Answer 2

I'd tell him to enjoy his proctology exam, and to never see a urologist, or he'd be in bigger pain than he would with childbirth. Oh, and he is also never free from a Colonoscopy. So if it's just periods and childbirth he's worried about, he hasn't seen nothing yet)

Answer 3

hey don't kick us in the balls. who works for the money to buy you the tons of food when you are lying in bed pregnant, and buying you all those baby supplies and putting up with all your mood swings. we do it because we love you. you're all that we have.

Answer 4

Id agree,then call him a little ***** xD

He couldnt handle being a woman

Answer 5

I would say, "Guess it works out for both of us then, huh?"

Answer 6

ha, laugh and tell him you are very fortunate. God never gives us more than we can handle and time after time we hear the man saying I'm so glad I don't have to bear children, have a period, or deal with all those emotions. God made us, women, the stronger of the two. All the man needs to do is bury the seed we got the rest...thank you!!

Answer 7

just tell him that you are grateful he recognizes womens' superiority and thank him.

Answer 8

It's his opinion.  I'd be happy that he understands how hard it is to be a woman.

Answer 9

I wouldn't think anything about it. Most people are glad they're the gender they are.

Answer 10

Id say he is a dumbasss

Answer 11

shake my head in disaproval, while flipping him off n walk away laughin thinkin.. dumba**...

Ok... maybe flippin him off is a bit extreme, but he's still a dumba**

Answer 12

I would say "thanks for sharing" and continue with my day because really...who cares what a man thinks?

Answer 13

I would tell him " well,  nature always has a way of balancing things look at you for example, you are a man yet I would not dream of being in your shoes"

Answer 14

I'd tell him to kiss my azz. And then remind him of all the embarassing WET DREAMS , and uncontrolable erections he used to-or- may still have, see how he likes that, lol

Answer 15

I would just shrug and continue what I was doing.  So what?  You can't change the mind of an a.hole.  As a woman, I Know Things he never will.

There is a Jewish prayer that begins, "Thank God I'm not a woman."  Thank God I never had to say anything like that.

Answer 16

I'd say I agree with him, but I'm happy being a woman.

Answer 17

He's a wuss... that's why he's a man lol.

Oh and I like the first comment!!  :)

Answer 18

lol....i'll tell him he's right concerning those issues!

*smiles

Answer 19

it wouldnt bother me. my husband says he is jealous that i am the one that gets pregnant and carries our daughter (and hopefully 2 more) cause he will never know the bond like me.

realistically wouldnt you be gutted f you couldnt get pregnant? i loved every second of being pregnant and giving birth (i did it in a water pool it was brilliant).

we have a 6 month old daughter and i really want to get pregnant again but we are saving up for a house.

Answer 20

I'd tell him, yeah you should feel that way; our feminine duties suck!

Answer 21

So, would you like an aspirin?  I'd ask him this with a smile. Then I would tell him those things are why it's so fortunate that I am a woman. Telling him that it's a part of the package. Then I would tell him what it feel like being pregnant; actually feeling life move inside me and the sensation when the body slides out.  Telling him there's nothing to be ashamed of; rather it should be celebrated. That he should also celebrate he is a man.

That TD is funny you know; what did I do now; forget to gripe; bring my gender down?  Well, that you can do quite on your own; you don't need my help.

Answer 22

just say 'whatever'.

Answer 23

tell him he's not much of a man and pretty dumb into thinking that comment would bother you ;)

Answer 24

Nothing.  He might as well tell me he feels fortunate for being a Catholic and not a Jew.  What do I care what this nutter "feels"?

Answer 25

he wouldn't be there if it weren't for a woman birthing him lol

Answer 26

If like that means ask him not to choose a girl as a wife!!!!!

Answer 27

As long as it is not said in a sarcastic way, I kinda appreciate that he knows the kind of biological issues we ladies have to go through. I won't take it too personally. Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinions.

Answer 28

If I were a woman,  I'd give the fellow a warm, sympathetic smile and say:

"Well God knew you were a p***y, that's why he didn't give you one."

If you decline to accept an insult, it remains the property of the one who offers it.  

~ Buddha~