Woodpecker attacking my house?

Question

What should I do? I can't shoot the d**n thing because I live in town, and when I scare it off, it just comes back. I've tried firecrackers, rocks, and putting a cat out there, and nothing...what can I do?

Answer 1

Capture it via a lasso, put a saddle on it & go Woodpecker racing !

Good Luck.X :-)

Answer 2

catch it and eat it

Answer 3

Black out the windows by closing your curtains? wow a seriousish answer :P

Answer 4

peck back. like when a baby is crying, the only way to make it stop is to start crying yourself. show it who's boss

Answer 5

catch it and give it to the authority's or catch it and put it in a sewer in the middle of night  

Answer 6

If the bird is attacking a window or some other reflective surface on the house, he thinks the reflection is another bird to fight. Try taping newspaper or plastic over the outside of the area for a while and see if he moves on. I have a crazy Robin that does that to a window on my house. I also have a friend that has a Cardinal attacking a window. Birds are stupid- that's why they call it "bird-brained".