Woods, Poulter, McDowell and Kaymer at Augusta National
The Masters is about to hit the Augusta National with the top fifty players of the world, including names like Martin Kaymer, Tiger Woods, Ian Poulter and Graeme McDowell. The practice matches caught the limelight because of all
the star power, as the top golfers appeared on the course to test their resilience against the hard greens. Four players met on the course and here is a quick glance at the possible conversation they had.
Kaymer :( While teeing off on the fifth hole with the other three) Hello guys, how are you all?
Woods: (under his breath) How can I be good in your presence Mr. Kaymer?
Poulter: Hey, I am fine and fantastic. Hey, tell me how do you find my new pants with Claret Jug drawn on it?
McDowell: (whispers) I will be fine, once I settle the score with you.
Kaymer: Oh, that is good to hear. Hey, are there any good places to party nearby? Someplace where I can chill?
Poulter: (giggles) Yeah sure! Tiger knows them better than anyone else does.
Woods: Aaah... am I the only bad boy around? Why don’t you go and ask John Daly? He also knows the best party joints in Florida.
Daly is a well-known professional and has been involved in several scandals abecause of gambling and drinking. Recently, his former wife wrote a book in which she revealed his private life, which included striping on the course
and relations with hookers.
Kaymer: I did not mean that kind of partying. My girlfriend is here with me and she will not let me out of her sight. And you know what, she is standing there on the roof of the clubhouse watching me. She says she will not make
the mistake that Tigers’ wife did, by letting me loose.
McDowell: Really? You’re a lucky guy, because my wife does not bother at all. She says, as long as Tiger is around, the ladies won’t come near me at any cost.
Kaymer: Hmmm, so how is your practice going?
McDowell: Man, I am tired of lying to the press! I cannot putt. My driver hates me and I think I have forgotten to hit irons on the fairways.
Woods: It goes for me as well. My PR manager told me to use the lines whenever, I perform badly, but now I am running out of words. However, I am doing great back at home. I am seeing this new girl; she is young, pretty and not
ready to settle down.
Poulter: (laughs) you seem to meet someone just like your swings. But on the real, Tiger have you noticed that the girls standing on the back were constantly staring at Kaymer! Not you or me, but at this guy.
McDowell: I hate him for this. He stole my chance to win the Race to Dubai last year, then he became the number one and now he has the ladies’ attention.
Woods: I swear he did and now he is ready for the Masters. C’mon, leave some thing for me as well. I am getting old, I am losing my stamina and I do not have a chance at victory even in this Masters. At least, leave the ladies
alone.
Kaymer: (Laughs and smashes the tee shot towards another group of ladies) Here I go!
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