Words That Sound Nasty Or Sexual But Aren't?

Question

I would like to compile a short list of such words to chose from for a short story I'm about to write and would like your input.

I'll start with this one: Ballcock

Okay, get your mind out of the gutter.

A ballcock is is only part of the common inside of a toilet tank. It's a floating ball attached to a metal rod that rises up to a point and turns the water off when the tank is full.

What other words that sound naughty or nasty or sexual, but aren't, can you guys come up with?

Answer 1

Scuttlebutt- navy term for gossip

cummerbund- wide sash worn as waistband

ball joint

ballsy- aggressive, daring

p**p sheet- concise compilation of facts or data about a subject

poon- any of several East Indian trees

pussyfoot- to move with stealth or caution

Answer 2

Cream

Cockapoo, kind of dog

Cockatoo, type of bird

Grill

Snape

Ding Dong, the sound of a doorbell

Beans and Weenies, baked beans and hot dogs

Splurge

Squeegie

Answer 3

here we go,

wennis-the prober term for your elbow

buttcap- the bottom part of the handle to a  tennis racket, where the W or other logos are usually found.

cockpit- a technicqual term for the control room of an airplain.

Shitzzu- a type of dog.

croch rocket- a motor cycle. The word explains what it does when you go fast....is that sexual its self?

pelvic thruster- a pice of work-out equiptment that you use to excercise with by.......well in a _____ ______ing motion.

d**k Van d**e- a famous telivision star that had a black and white show staring him.

*****-the Femail dog type, before they started using it in the modern way it is used today.

Croch chewer- a slang term for a dog that chews the croch on a pair of jeans or shorts.

the list goes on but i hope no one tryes to report me cause that is their true clean meanings.  

Answer 4

grease nipple, navel orange, p***y willow, bonkers(english mannerism)

Whakapapa ( ski resort in new zealand - "wh" pronounced "f" and the first a sounds like a u) social intercourse.

Also check other fittings for plumbers - there's quite a few but I can't remember

Answer 5

Uvula

Scampi

Uranus

there are a ton of others.... why don't you just open up a dictionary or thesarus and just go down the page?  you're bound to find some

Answer 6

Can't go past the classic "Wankel Rotary Engine" :-)

Answer 7

Squish.

Answer 8

Titillating (adjective). Means pleasantly stimulating or exciting.  Sheesh, even the definition sounds dirty!  "I hope you find this answer titillating."

Answer 9

"Fartlek."

Quite topical, this one - it sounds rude, but it's actually a training method for athletics (middle- and long-distance runners) mixing fast and slow work. It's a Swedish word, and comes from "f**t" ("speed") and "lek" ("play.")

Hafwen :o)

Answer 10

Masticate that pretty much means to chew.

Answer 11

  Caboose -  end  car  on  a  train

Chasm-  a deep  and  yawning pit

  Slurp

  Diddle

  Spoogie

  Then  the  english = wanker

Answer 12

Sextant - navigation instrument

Lustration - a purification ceremony to cleanse one from blood guilt

Knacker - a buyer of worn out work animals for non-food products (glue)

Answer 13

Mr. Bates - person

banger - sausage or old car

bangs - hair fringe

cumquat or kumquat- fruit

cumber - hinder

cumin - spice

cumulate - combine

c*ck - rooster

French dip - roast beef sandwich au jus

liquor - distilled alcoholic spirits

pot likker or liquor - stock

PLACES

Bangor, ME

Climax MI

French l**k IN

Intercourse, PA

Seman, AL

Bangkok, Thailand

Condom, France

d***o, Newfoundland

F*cking, Austria (pronounced Foocking)

k**b l**k, MO,KY

Laid, Scotland

Maidenhead, England

Muff, Ireland

River Suck, Ireland

Tongue, Scotland

Twatt, Orkney Is.

Three C*cks Junction - railway station in England

Westward Ho!, England

Answer 14

cockpit.

prostrate, because it sounds like prostate (gland).

morass - it means like a swamp or bog.

shuttlecock (the little birdie thing in badminton).

those are just the ones that come to mind...haha good question! :-)